To all Village Maidens who expose their dirty feet in public: You are in violation of the dictates of the Modern Inquisition and are subject to arrest, seizure, and interrogation at Dirty Feet Dungeon!!!
To responsible good male citizens of the Village: If you encounter one of these immodest maidens and report them to the authorities for capture, you will receive a reward of 1000 guineas!!!
Wenches: There is a bounty on your feet!!! Beware!!!